You see the post I sent you?

No…

I’ve come to realize that I am starting to disqualify friends who forward instagram reels all day.

An example 24 hours from one friend:

  • Sunday
    • 10:36A: fashion trend critique
    • 10:36B: comedian bit about cultural appropriation
    • 10:36C: “Mexican” word of the day
    • 10:36D: coke themed prank
    • 10:35E: comedian bit about Maduro
    • 12:59A: Gen Z joke about passenger princesses
    • 12:59B: trend of Asian men moving to Colombia
    • 18:33A: “My kids are not inbred”
    • 18:33B: Review of best places to take a shit
    • 19:59A: Clark Wallabees review
    • 19:59B: Costo membership
    • 19:59C: AI
    • 23:26: Skit on obesity

Most of the reels I did not view or open for context. I based the description on the thumbnail.

This is doom scrolling and imposing doom on me. It has become an additional explore feed inside our DMs. I started to not react or reply with other reels to curb myself from stoking the behavior.

I confronted him in person later that week and lied about taking a social media cleanse.

Maybe I’m disqualifying him for how non sequitur the shares are but I think it’s more about the effort of it all. He’s sharing so much it diminished its entertainment value.

Does he show a reaction in real life while viewing them or is he sitting stoically doom scrolling as a fidget spinner replacement? Did he really open instagram in bed at 23:26 thinking I’d be interested in fat jokes?

Sure I’ll think it’s funny but this is not sustainable for my attention span.

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